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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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