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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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