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Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

Better for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées

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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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