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Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

Better for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana


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