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Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

Better for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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