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Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Lard Family thanks to Roy Taylor

Better for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées
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Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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