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Law of Emotion

Sir Isaac Newton's Third Law of e-Motion

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

The most decisive actions of lie are most often unconsidered actions. - Andre Gide

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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