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Law of Emotion

Sir Isaac Newton's Third Law of e-Motion

Law of Emotion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rules of Relationships defined in 1687

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Herbert Hoover

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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