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Law of Emotion

Sir Isaac Newton's Third Law of e-Motion

Law of Emotion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rules of Relationships defined in 1687

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Herbert Hoover

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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