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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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