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Law of Emotion

Sir Isaac Newton's Third Law of e-Motion

Law of Emotion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rules of Relationships defined in 1687

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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