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Law of Emotion

Sir Isaac Newton's Third Law of e-Motion

Law of Emotion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rules of Relationships defined in 1687

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions. - Ogden Nash

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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