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Law of Emotion

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Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford


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