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Law of Emotion

Sir Isaac Newton's Third Law of e-Motion

Law of Emotion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rules of Relationships defined in 1687

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The most decisive actions of lie are most often unconsidered actions. - Andre Gide

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille


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