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Leading By Example

Demonstrating the difference between management and leadership

Leading By Example thanks to Mike King

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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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