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Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

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Physician, heal thyself. - Luke 4:23

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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