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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

When nothing goes right... go left. - Unknown

A full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - Unknown

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. - Steven Wright

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. - Cher

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. - Oscar Levant

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. - Steven Wright

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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