#1 humor site on the 'net

Lego Key Holder

New place to hang boy's toys

Lego Key Holder thanks to Keith Blake

Key ring tracking for the house

QuotaBills
Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


Underground Stairway

That's Not A Bagpipe!

Segregation Is A Two-Way Street

Dog Wallpaper

Spiral Staircase

Clogged Sink

Scuba Diving Sucks

Water Bomber Pilot

Car Paint

Scottish Haircut

The Definition Of Old

Redneck Pool Table

Clint Eastwood

Playing Through

Island Music

Arch Enemies

Firemen's Revenge

Pipeline Security

Gun Exhaust

Canadian Food Chain

Flintstone Drum Set

Bird Cage Illness

Grasping Shirt

Lip Clouds