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Less Is More

Is everything becoming less, or are our hopes end-less?

Less Is More thanks to Alana Turner

Welcome to the 21st Century

Did you hear about the guy who went to a shopping store and saw a sign that read, '$8 or Less'?
So he changed his name to Les.
Are you speech-Les?

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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

What you don't say, sometimes says more. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. - Niels Bohr

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. - Henry Ford

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

We are all selfish and I no more trust myself than others with a good motive. - Lord Byron

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. - Mark Twain

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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