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Less Is More

Is everything becoming less, or are our hopes end-less?

Less Is More thanks to Alana Turner

Welcome to the 21st Century

Did you hear about the guy who went to a shopping store and saw a sign that read, '$8 or Less'?
So he changed his name to Les.
Are you speech-Les?

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Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. - Mark Twain

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. - Henry Ford

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

I owe more to my ability to fantasize than to any knowledge I've ever acquired. - Albert Einstein

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Nothing is so contagious as an example. We never do great good or great evil without bringing about more of the same on the part of others. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak. - Eric Geddes

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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