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Library Loft

Reaching up for a good book to read

Library Loft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Inspiration from above

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffet

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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