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Library Loft

Reaching up for a good book to read

Library Loft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Inspiration from above

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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