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Library Loft

Reaching up for a good book to read

Library Loft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Inspiration from above

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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