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Life Is Beautiful

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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