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Life Is Beautiful

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey

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I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

My life is one demd horrid grind. - Charles Dickens

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. - Victor Hugo

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. - Les Brown

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


Behind Curtain Number One

One More Drop

Changing Priorities

Made His Bed

Dog Sled

Only In Canada - Nosey Moose

Camper Tank

Plane Pushers

Wise Electricity Use

Critter Control

Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits

Hawaii Scuba Bus

Chicken Pie

Computer Challenged

Swiss Reaper

Original Play Station

Haunted Pancakes

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