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Life's Choices

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Life's Choices thanks to Barry McCartney

It's your choice - life or fun

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made. - Wayne Dyer

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

We have every right to make choices, but no right to choose the consequences. - Anne G. Lotz

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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