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Life's Choices

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Life's Choices thanks to Barry McCartney

It's your choice - life or fun

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. - Nelson Mandela

Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made. - Wayne Dyer

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

We have every right to make choices, but no right to choose the consequences. - Anne G. Lotz

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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