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An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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