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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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