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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher. - Oprah Winfrey

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott


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