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Lifting Heavy Objects

Improper lifting technique to encourage back problems

Lifting Heavy Objects thanks to Keith Blake

The safest way to lift heavy items

Practicing 'Slap Ass Motivation' at work

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Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher. - Oprah Winfrey

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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