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Light Scared

Changing perspective on the rising cost of electricity

Light Scared thanks to Roy Taylor

The way you use electricity at home offers opportunities for wise energy use

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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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