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Diffraction, Refraction, and Reflection

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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