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Diffraction, Refraction, and Reflection

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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