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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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