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Limited Capacity Bridge

Weight restrictions by nationality

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

As is our confidence, so is our capacity. - William Hazlitt

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas


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