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Live Catfish Display

Almost live freshwater catfish for sale

Live Catfish Display thanks to Barry McCartney

I wonder what the dead ones look like...

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Best to live lightly, unthinkingly. - Sophocles

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

We think in generalities, but we live in detail. - Alfred North Whitehead

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

No one grows old by living - only by losing interest in living. - Marie Ray

All gardeners live in beautiful places because they make them so. - Joseph Joubert

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

If he had lived, he'd never have been able to live up to his publicity. - James Dean

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor E. Frankl

That’s the thing about living vicariously; it’s so much faster than actual living. - Audrey Niffenegger

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Through return to simple living comes release of desires. In release of desires, stillness is attained. In stillness the world is restored. - Lao Tzu

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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