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Live Catfish Display

Almost live freshwater catfish for sale

Live Catfish Display thanks to Barry McCartney

I wonder what the dead ones look like...

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Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Live well. It is the greatest revenge. - The Talmud

I have to live if I want to be remembered. - Suzanne Young

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. - John Wooden

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Live every day like it's your last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right. - Ray Charles

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. - Donald Trump

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly. - Bertrand Russell

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Through return to simple living comes release of desires. In release of desires, stillness is attained. In stillness the world is restored. - Lao Tzu


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