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Live Catfish Display

Almost live freshwater catfish for sale

Live Catfish Display thanks to Barry McCartney

I wonder what the dead ones look like...

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Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Living is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown

We live, not as we wish to, but as we can. - Menander

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

I refuse to live life with unsettled differences. - John Paul Warren

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. - John Wooden

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

The idea is not to live forever, it is to create something that will. - Andy Warhol

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to be a hundred. - Woody Allen

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire


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