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Live Catfish Display

Almost live freshwater catfish for sale

Live Catfish Display thanks to Barry McCartney

I wonder what the dead ones look like...

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Live deep instead of fast. - Henry Seidel Canby

Living well is the best revenge. - George Herbert

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

I live in the past. It's cheaper there. - Unknown

Find out what you're afraid of and go live there. - Chuck Palahniuk

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - WC Fields

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

If anyone speaks badly of you, live so none will believe it. - Unknown

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

If he had lived, he'd never have been able to live up to his publicity. - James Dean

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

The thing about living with any disability is that you adapt; you do what works for you. - Stella Young

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. - Groucho Marx

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

"We had to save you because you're the mockingjay, Katniss," says Plutarch. "While you live, the revolution lives." - Suzanne Collins

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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