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Long Lost Book

Can you find the missing book in this series?

Long Lost Book thanks to Justin Bledsoe

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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