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Long Lost Book

Can you find the missing book in this series?

Long Lost Book thanks to Justin Bledsoe

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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