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Look At It This Way

Music from a different viewpoint

Look At It This Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making note of a child's perspective

What's your definition of childhood innocence?

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Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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