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Look At It This Way

Music from a different viewpoint

Look At It This Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making note of a child's perspective

What's your definition of childhood innocence?

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing


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