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Look At It This Way

Music from a different viewpoint

Look At It This Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making note of a child's perspective

What's your definition of childhood innocence?

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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