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Look At It This Way

Music from a different viewpoint

Look At It This Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making note of a child's perspective

What's your definition of childhood innocence?

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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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