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Mandela Perspective

Viewing the twists and turns of Nelson Mandela's life

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Choosing the right view-point in Africa

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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