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Mandela Perspective

Viewing the twists and turns of Nelson Mandela's life

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Choosing the right view-point in Africa

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields


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