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Mandela Perspective

Viewing the twists and turns of Nelson Mandela's life

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Choosing the right view-point in Africa

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

Mandela Perspective thanks to Howard Chapman

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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