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Manitoba Spring Day

Camouflage farmer waits out winter storm

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Henry uses his Ski-Doo to track down lost cattle

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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