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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

A mule will labor 10 years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. - William Faulkner

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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