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Marine Secrets

8 things the Marines aren't telling the Navy

Marine Secrets thanks to Keith Blake

Things you must know

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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