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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!

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The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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