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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!
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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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