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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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