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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!

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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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