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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!

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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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