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Men Are The Same At Any Age

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Men Are The Same At Any Age thanks to Jim Serritella

Boys will be boys

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The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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