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Men Are The Same At Any Age

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Men Are The Same At Any Age thanks to Jim Serritella

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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know. - Sandra Bullock

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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