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Men Are The Same At Any Age

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Men Are The Same At Any Age thanks to Jim Serritella

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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