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Men Are The Same At Any Age

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Men Are The Same At Any Age thanks to Jim Serritella

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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way out. - Brian Epstein

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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