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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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