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Men To The Left thanks to Jim Serritella

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump


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