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Men To The Left thanks to Jim Serritella

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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