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Men To The Left thanks to Jim Serritella

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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