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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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