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Meteorite Illusion

Those Commies still think that it was a meteorite!

Meteorite Illusion thanks to Keith Blake

Russia and the U.S. reach an illusive detente

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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