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Miracle Walk

At Disneyland, this is the exact point where miracles happen

Miracle Walk thanks to Keith Blake

Miracles still do happen today

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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