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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

It is a capital mistake to theorise before one has data. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all. - Charles Babbage

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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