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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

How much I missed, simply because I was afraid of missing it. - Paulo Coelho

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all. - Charles Babbage

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss


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