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Missing Piece Statue

Art sculpture ideas for scenic walkers

Missing Piece Statue thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Seeing through a walking traveler's day

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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Redneck Pool Table

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Playing Through

Island Music

Arch Enemies

Firemen's Revenge

Pipeline Security

Gun Exhaust

Canadian Food Chain

Flintstone Drum Set

Bird Cage Illness

Grasping Shirt

Lip Clouds

Key Frame

Texas Office Chair

IKEA Food Size

It's A Cracker

Construction Clouds

Milk Conversion

Basketball Cake

Nintendo Auto Correct

Too Soon