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My Life Goal

Believing that you can do anything you set your mind to

My Life Goal thanks to Howard Chapman

What is your aspiration/goal in life?

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Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

A life without cause is a life without effect. - Barbarella

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I believe that visualization is one of the most powerful means of achieving personal goals. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. - Les Brown

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith


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