#1 humor site on the 'net

My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

QuotaBills
He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

suJoku.com - suDoku by Joe Defries, 3-time Guinness World Record Holder - Joe Defries

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru


Spaghetti Cooker

Elephant Sunset

Tumbleweed Hairstyle

Car Jump

Darth Fiddler

African Ambulance

Fluent Sarcasm

A Picture Of Me In The Shower

Young Body Painter

Toemongous

How Russians Play Chess

Sudoku Cats

Luke FloorWalker

Proud Pug Parents

Reach For Your Dreams

Bouncing Checks

Abbreviated Beetle

Glass Prescription

Log Out - Here It Comes!

Roo Paper

Pool Fashion

Look At It This Way

Starbucks Bethlehem

Redneck House Cleaning