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My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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Grass Room

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