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My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

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If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind. - Isaac Pitman

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn


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