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My Toaster Is Broken

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My Toaster Is Broken thanks to Keith Blake

From Bubba's 'toaster oven recipes' book

My Toaster Is Broken thanks to Keith Blake

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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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