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My Toaster Is Broken

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My Toaster Is Broken thanks to Keith Blake

From Bubba's 'toaster oven recipes' book

My Toaster Is Broken thanks to Keith Blake

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It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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