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Mystery Books

When you can't read the book spine, it's a mystery

Mystery Books thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible. - Oscar Wilde

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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