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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

Even Napoleon had his Watergate. - Yogi Berra

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Don't be afraid of the dark. Shine! - Vera Nazarian

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there. - Cameron Jace

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem or actually are, raise your sights and see the possibilities. - Norman Vincent Peale

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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