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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

There are things you stand up for because it's right. - Nikki Giovanni

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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