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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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