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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Never give up on anybody. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

There are things you stand up for because it's right. - Nikki Giovanni

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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