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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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