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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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