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New Year's Stag Party

All of Bubba's friends looked forward to New Years

New Year's Stag Party thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Celebrating the New Year at a Redneck Duck Dynasty-approved house

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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