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New Year's Wish

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New Year's Wish thanks to Jim Serritella

Spreading cheer throughout the year

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We live, not as we wish to, but as we can. - Menander

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

Nothing is so commonplace as to wish to be remarkable. - Olive Wendell Holmes Sr.

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out. - Karl Augustus Menninger

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen. Others make it happen. - Benjamin Disraeli

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find that this is the shortest way to benevolence. - Mencius


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