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No You Can't

When you can't produce what you promise

No You Can't thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Some signs don't pass safety standards

Business signs that tell a different story

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence. - Jorge Luis Borges

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. - Thomas Jefferson

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

We don't know who we are until we see what we can do. - Martha Grimes

The will to do springs from the knowledge that we can do. - James Allen

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. - Will Rogers

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeanette Rankin

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Know thyself means this, that you get acquainted with what you know, and what you can do. - Menander

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

You can't expect to just write and have visitors come to you - that's too passive. - Anita Campbell

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell

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