#1 humor site on the 'net

No You Can't

When you can't produce what you promise

No You Can't thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Some signs don't pass safety standards

Business signs that tell a different story

QuotaBills
If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

A hero is someone we can admire without apology. - Kitty Kelley

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do. - Unknown

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

When you're out of willpower, you can call on stubbornness. - Henri Matisse

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. - Mary Kay Ash

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. - James A. Baldwin

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to be a hundred. - Woody Allen

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

You can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself. - Ernest Hemingway

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


Noodle Art

Windows Scoreboard

Mummy Dogs

Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet

Media Bondage

Redneck ATV

Duct Tape - for a Prettier World

Don't Get Your Head In A Knot

Cornfield Fishing

Dawn Gone

Highest Human Position In The World

Together Since

You Never Call

CLUMSY Driver

Water Short

Post Research

Motorcycle Taxi

Columbia Street Party

Fly By Meal

Down Day

Hanging Out With Friends

You Want Me To Do What?

Mirror Lake

Kitchen Thing