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No You Can't

When you can't produce what you promise

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Don't be afraid, you can do it. - Steve Jobs

You can't have everything, even in California. - Raymond Chandler

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Being frightened is an experience you can't buy. - Anthony Price

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do. - Unknown

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

If you put an Irishman on a spit, you can always get another Irishman to baste him. - George Bernard Shaw

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

You can't expect to just write and have visitors come to you - that's too passive. - Anita Campbell

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing. - W. Edwards Deming

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst


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