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Well, you can always be a clown. - Chantal Blanchard

You can do anything, but not everything. - David Allen

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. - Oscar Wilde

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them. - Michael Jordan

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

If you can't see it, before you see it, you'll never see it. - Dr. Jack Graham

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - Unknown

You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you. - Mary Tyler Moore

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. - Lemony Snicket

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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