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Nose Knocker

Facing an antique door knob

Nose Knocker thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'pick my nose to enter' house

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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