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All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas


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