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All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas


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