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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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