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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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