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Olive Weather Forecast

How olives swing in Israel

Olive Weather Forecast thanks to joe-kster

Weather predictions at the Olive Tree Hotel in Jerusalem

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Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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