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One Of Life's Equations

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One Of Life's Equations thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The inevitable always takes place in a washing machine

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My life needs editing. - Mort Sahi

It is life as it is lived. - Gore Vidal

Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. - Karen Horney

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. - Mae Jemison

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


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