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Open Position

Mom thinks someone's missing in this relationship

Open Position thanks to Roy Taylor

Expecting someone new in the family?

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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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