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Overworked Mouse

When you know it's time for a computer upgrade

Overworked Mouse thanks to Jim Serritella

Looks like a strange 'back-up' plan

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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