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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

There is as much ingenuity in making an felicitous application of an passage as in being the author of it. - St. Evremond

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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