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Trail signs for walking people

Passageway thanks to Roy Turkington

Sign that the disabled pathway is under construction

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

There is as much ingenuity in making an felicitous application of an passage as in being the author of it. - St. Evremond

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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