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Permit Denied

Legal loophole on the farm

Permit Denied thanks to Jim Serritella

For all of us who think that there are too many rules

Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table and chairs which don't need a permit.

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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