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Dental care for Kids and their best friends

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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